2004-02-14, 23:57
  #1
Moderator
Ruskigbusss avatar
How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....


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Citera
2004-02-15, 00:08
  #2
Medlem
Boogaloos avatar
Hähä, stämmer bra in på FB tycker jag.
Citera
2004-02-16, 01:30
  #3
Medlem
ahaha... så sant så sant..
Citera
2004-02-17, 02:57
  #4
Medlem
kaleids avatar
Stämmer bra in på vissa av de arbetsplatser jag varit på
Citera
2004-02-18, 00:59
  #5
Medlem
-Q-s avatar
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av Ruskigbuss
Känner ni igen er? Post #1

Ruskigbuss
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Joined: Dec 2003
Location: +46-08 Sundbyberg
How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....


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Me too
Citera
2004-02-18, 17:26
  #6
Medlem
Locco Roccos avatar
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av -Q-
Me too

Me three!
Citera
2004-02-18, 17:29
  #7
Medlem
fnuskes avatar
Klart man känner igen sig. Fick mig ett flin också, tack för det.
Citera
2004-02-19, 02:46
  #8
Medlem
Hehe, lite forumhumor!
Den var trevlig!

På fb kanske man ska lägga till

1 to close the thread
8 to ask why the thread was closed
15 to point out that the thread was closed on weak causes
1 to close the why-close-thread-thread
32 to wonder why the why-close-thread-thread was closed.
3 to mention that the thread closer is an idiot
1 to ban the above three
198 to wonder why the above three was banned
3 to explain why the above three was banned
196 to still wonder why the above three was banned
278 to say that the forum is no longer what it used to be
1 to wonder what the forum used to be
276 to explain what the forum used to be
1 to close the thread...
OMSTART
Citera
2004-02-19, 02:58
  #9
Bannlyst
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av Gargamel
Hehe, lite forumhumor!
Den var trevlig!

På fb kanske man ska lägga till

1 to close the thread
8 to ask why the thread was closed
15 to point out that the thread was closed on weak causes
1 to close the why-close-thread-thread
32 to wonder why the why-close-thread-thread was closed.
3 to mention that the thread closer is an idiot
1 to ban the above three
198 to wonder why the above three was banned
3 to explain why the above three was banned
196 to still wonder why the above three was banned
278 to say that the forum is no longer what it used to be
1 to wonder what the forum used to be
276 to explain what the forum used to be
1 to close the thread...
OMSTART



Jag skrattade faktiskt mer åt Gargamels tillägg än ursprungsinlägget...

// Roger P.
Citera
2004-02-19, 03:15
  #10
Medlem
Tippi Hedrens avatar
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av Roger Persson


Jag skrattade faktiskt mer åt Gargamels tillägg än ursprungsinlägget...

// Roger P.



Me three....

Helt lysande. (no pun intended)

Har inte skrattat så mycket på åtminstone tre dagar
Citera
2004-02-19, 14:04
  #11
Medlem
Tompalizers avatar
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av Tippi Hedren
Me three....

Helt lysande. (no pun intended)

Har inte skrattat så mycket på åtminstone tre dagar

Lysande...hahaha...glödlampor...så fyndigt!
Citera

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