2010-08-31, 18:49
  #1
Medlem
Hej

Under sommaren har det kommit ett nigeriabrev som jag blev intresserad av, speciellt av texten att jag inte behvde skicka in ngra pengar.

(De bifogade bilderna r p en gammal, sjuk dam. Ingen mening att publicera dessa)

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Latisis Mrs. fenard Latisis Mrs. fenardmrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk


Frn: Latisis Mrs. fenard (mrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk)
Skickat: den 9 augusti 2010 18:45:32
Till: xxxx@hotmail.com

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Dear friend,

I am writing you with honesty over a project I want you to undertake on my
behalf due to the deteriorating ill health (cancer ailment) which has
totally weighed me down over years. When my late Husband was alive we
deposited a huge sum of money of Thirty One Million Great British Pounds which were derived from our vast estates and investment in crude oil market with a financial firm in Europe.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the
cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the
stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that
has befallen my family, I have decided to will this fund to you and
want you to use this gift which comes from our effort to fund the upkeep
of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically
challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially.

I took this decision because I do not have trust over my relatives and
partners. I do not want my hard earned money to be misused or invested
into ill perceived ventures. I want you to stand as the new beneficiary to
the funds. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please
always be prayerful for me. Please assure me that you will act just as I
have stated herein.

Note: you are not expended to spend any amount of money in this transaction, what i need from you is your prayers and also utilizes those funds as instructed.

Yours sincerely
Mrs. Fenard Latisis

Man sger vl inte nej till ovntade pengar, s det var bara att grva fram Ingen-Lars igen. Denna gng fick han dock hlla en lgre profil nr det handlar att ta hand om lidande mnniskor.

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Jan Kallskar Jan Kallskarkallskar@hotmail.com


Till mrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk
Frn: WEBMASTER I-L PRISONDATA AB (xxxx@hotmail.com)
Skickat: den 20 augusti 2010 12:12:32
Till: mrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk

Dear Mrs Latisis

That you very much for the trust you keep in me.

My name is Ingen-Lars Svartensbrandt, I live in Kumla in Sweden and I own a company, Svartenbrandt Prizon Welfare, which takes care of prizoners in a number of swedish prizons. We help them to live decents lives behind the bars.

I am also a christian and visit the Church every Sunday. I am married with two young children.

Most of prizoners are poor pepole from countries outside Swden, many africans, who realy need help to live decents lives here.

I will use the money I got from you to support these poor people in swedish prizions. If posible I will extend the help the Church give to this poor prizoners, many of them innocent, with only "crime" to be poor immigrants.

Plese send the found to me so I and my company can extend the help asap.

Best Regards
Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt

CEO and President
Svartenbrndt Prizion Welfare LtD

PS:Please excuse my bad language, but engklish is not my native language.

PS2. I will pray for you, and ask the priest to do so with me
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2010-08-31, 18:56
  #2
Medlem
...och det kom svar frn den gamla, dende damen. Tufft av en "dende gammal dam" att besvara e-mail. Samma bilder som i frra e-mail.

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THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN‏
2010-08-20
Latisis Mrs. fenard Latisis Mrs. fenardmrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk

Frn: Latisis Mrs. fenard (mrs.fenardlatisis@yahoo.com.hk)
Skickat: den 20 augusti 2010 12:27:41
Till: xxxxr@hotmail.com

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Dear Mr. Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt

How are you doing today, i vehemently believe you have a nice and a wonderful day with your entire family.

I have read your mail and the content of your mail is well noted,you are the kind of person i am in looking for to help in fullfill the dreams of my late husband and myself.

But the truth is that i can't deal with you directly,i will prefer you deal with my lawyer.
You are not required to make any payment,okay. what i needed from you is trust.

You have in the attached file my personal pictures when i am on a sick bed.

Sincerely
Mrs. Fenard Latisis


och ett e-mail till

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Dearest One,


Thank you for your response towards me, It goes to show that you have been destined to be great and I implore you to be as honest as possible in this dealing as the spirit of my late husband will be with you always and the Almighty will also bless you for your effort in seeing that persons are brought out of their predicament.

You are such a wonderful person and i do belived so much in you after reading your mail and how i got your mail, let me say i came across it that is to show that you are destined for this.

I have discussed this matter with my Lawyer and I have told him about you and he is going to work with the Bank and secure this funds from the UK Bank where it is been kept for safe custody in a very proper and legal manner and he will make the arrangement with the Bank in your name, as the new beneficiary of the fund, to move the fund from England to meet you in your country, with your data.


Name: Mr. Bill Gateway
Email:barristerbillgateway@consultant.com

Do email him at once and let him commence with the transfer modalities, You are implored to use this funds for the less-privileged, widows, and orphans, desstitute and indigent persons in the society.

Please, do your best to see that the dreams of my husband of blessed memory and my dream is fulfilled and make sure this is kept confidential until the transfer is completed and the good works of charity commence, as you are the only one contacted for this and aware of this too.

I await your swift response

s nu skall Ingen-Lars kontakta advokaten.
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2010-08-31, 19:03
  #3
Medlem
S det blev att maila advokaten. Jag vill bara ppeka att ordet "Barrister" betyder advokat p engelska, men det vet vl inte Ingen-Lars.

Citat:
FW: CONTACT MY LAWYER NOW‏
2010-08-23
Jan Kallskar
Till barristerbillgateway@consultant.com
Frn: Jan Kallskar (xxx@hotmail.com)
Skickat: den 23 augusti 2010 15:49:33
Till: barristerbillgateway@consultant.com

Dear Mr. Barrister

My name is Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt and I am Mrs. Latisis' beneficiary. Mrs Latsis asked me to contact you asap.

I would like to say from the very beginning that english is not my native language so it happens quite often that I write something wrong in english or I often missunderand engslih text. Plesae help me in such a case, not blame me. I know that your english, as an engslish lawer's, is excellent.

Some words about me: I live in Kumla in Sweden and I own a company, Svartenbrandt Prizon Welfare, which takes care of prizoners in a number of swedish prizons. We help them to live decents lives behind the bars.

I am also a christian and visit the Church every Sunday. I am married with two young children.

Most of prizoners are poor pepole from countries outside Swden, many africans, who realy need help to live decents lives here. Many of them suffer of AIDS, but get no help from prizon authorities.

I will use the money I got from Mrs Latsis to support these poor people in swedish prizions. If posible I will extend the help the Church gives to this poor prizoners, many of them innocent, with only "crime" to be poor immigrants.

Plese send the found to me so I and my company can extend the help asap.

Best Regards
Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt

CEO and President
Svartenbrndt Prizion Welfare LtD

Visst har Ingen-Lars blivit trkigare, men nu gller det att hjlpa stackarna och inte kra hftiga ventyr som den gngen han skulle lna 100 miljoner USD.

Det kom ocks ett svar frn advokaten:

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MAIL FROM BARRISTER BILL GATEWAY‏
2010-08-24

barristerbillgateway@consultant.com
Frn: barristerbillgateway@consultant.com
Skickat: den 24 augusti 2010 14:08:19
Till: xxx@hotmail.com

Greetings From Barrister Bill Gateway,

I have read your mail and i am making it clear to you that i have gotten an instruction from my client Mrs Fenard Latisis long ago waiting you to become is beneficiary, presently there's absolutely nothing anyone can do with her present situation. Also her contacting you was due to the fact that she wanted someone far off to help her carry out this wish in helping the less privileged.

Writting English or speaking of English is not the basic problem right away,all she need from you id trust.

Mrs.LATISIS FENARD has asked me to move ahead from this point with the necessary legal documentations to make you the sole beneficiary of the Fenard funds. I can assure you that this project is 100% risk and hitch free so you have nothing to worry about.

The transaction is actually a bank to bank transfer.In this regards, you are to provide me the following details to start the procurement of the documents that would accustom you as the sole heir to the said funds.

[FULL NAMES].......
[FULL MAILING ADDRESS].......
[COUNTRY/ REGION].............
[STATE/ PROVINCE]..............
[DATE OF BIRTH]................
[SEX]..........................
[MARITAL STATUS]...............
[OCCUPATION]...................
[CURRENT E-MAIL]...............
[TEL HOME].....................
[CELLPHONE NUMBER].............
[FAX]..........................
SCANNED COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY(INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE).

Upon the receipt of these information's, I would start the necessary documentations. I await your response,and endeavour to help me so as to help you and in turn help the said Fenard Family.

ATTORNEY Bill Gateway

Vra nigerianska vnner verkar vara vldigt glada i att begra ifyllda blanketter.
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Senast redigerad av kallskar 2010-08-31 kl. 19:54. Anledning: Stavfel
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2010-08-31, 19:10
  #4
Medlem
jedimindshits avatar
Haha du r frjvla rolig!

Bra p engelska ocks!
Har du arbetat utomlands?
Citera
2010-08-31, 19:15
  #5
Medlem
S det blev bara fr Ingen-Lars att svara och fylla i formulret. Men att han kan aldrig lra sig vad engelska ordet "sex" egentligen betyder.

Citat:
MAIL FROM Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt‏

2010-08-25
Visa profilTill barristerbillgateway@consultant.com
Frn: Jan Kallskar (xxxx@hotmail.com)
Skickat: den 25 augusti 2010 08:31:32
Till: barristerbillgateway@consultant.com


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Dear Mr Barrister

Thank You very much for your prompt and friendly answer. I will try to manage the heritage the best way according to Mrs Latsis' will.

I will try to fill the form the best way, but please keep in mind that due to my bad english I can easy missunderstand something.

[FULL NAMES].......Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt
[FULL MAILING ADDRESS].......
Anstalten Kumla
692 81 KUMLA
[COUNTRY/ REGION].............Sweden/Europe
[STATE/ PROVINCE]..............Srmland
[DATE OF BIRTH]................1948-02-31
[SEX]..........................With my wife and with my assistent (do you really need to know it, it's private ?)
[MARITAL STATUS]............... Married
[OCCUPATION]................... CEO within Prizon Welfare
[CURRENT E-MAIL]............... xxxx@hotmail.com
[TEL Office].....................019-767 41 30
[CELLPHONE NUMBER]............. 08-505 22 555
[FAX]..........................019-767 37 50
SCANNED COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY(INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE).
attached

Best regards, Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt

Ok, adressen, telefonnumer och faxen gr till anstalten i Kumla. "mobilnummer" gr till en sexlinje (vet inte hur det funkar med 08- sexlinjen, men jag hoppas att den ocks kostar 20:- i minuten)

Passkopian enligt lnken nedan
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7307/passw.jpg

Observera fdelsedatumet, bde i anskan och i passet ? Hur vakna r Nigerianerna egentligen ?

Tyvrr s kom inte e-mailet fram under 2 frsk, s Inge-Lars fick skicka denna e-mail till advokaten:

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E-mail sending problem‏
2010-08-25

lTill barristerbillgateway@consultant.com
Frn: Jan Kallskar (xxxx@hotmail.com)
Skickat: den 25 augusti 2010 10:53:32
Till: barristerbillgateway@consultant.com


Dear Mr Barrister

I have sent e-mail to you twice with the form filled in plus the copy of my passport, but I always get answer that the "sending fails". To you have any firewall which stops e-mails with attachments, or do you not accept e-mail biger with 350 kB atachment. I know that there are NO viruses in my mails or my attachments.

The answer I got:

"This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

barristerbillgateway@consultant.com"


Plese come back to me because I want to continue with this important issue.

Best Regards, Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt.

Aj, aj, nu riskerar Ingen-Lars sitt fina arv, men det kom e-mail frn advokaten Gateway till slut:

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MAIL FROM BARRISTER BILL GATEWAY‏
2010-08-26


Frn: Barrister Bill Gateway (barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk)
Skickat: den 26 augusti 2010 19:47:08
Till: xxx@hotmail.com


Dear Client.

How are you doing at this moment?I received your mail, what is wrong that you could not send me your personal informations to my other mail id?

You acn then send me your information with this mail id.

Sincerely

Barrister Bill Gateway

Det gick bra att skicka mailet till nya adressen. Det kan strula med datorer ven i ett high-tech land som Nigeria, inte bara hos ComHem.
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Senast redigerad av kallskar 2010-08-31 kl. 19:58.
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2010-08-31, 19:29
  #6
Medlem
och helt pltsligt s dog den gamla damen:

Citat:
WHAT A SAD NEW‏
2010-08-28

Frn: Barrister Bill Gateway (barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk)
Skickat: den 28 augusti 2010 15:11:09
Till: xxx@hotmail.com

Dear Client.

It is with a heavy heart that I bring to your immediate notice, the demise of my client MRS. LATISIS FENARD in the early hours of this morning. I hope that this news of the demise of MRS. LATISIS FENARD is taken with a strong heart.

We take solace in the fact that she lived a life worthy of emulation. As those who knew her were blessed by her.

May her soul rest in perfect peace.

I would have notified you earlier but i have been really busy with clients and the issue of the death of MRS.Latisis Fenard.

I have completed my duties as your Attorney by procuring the necessary documents to facilitate the release of the fund(17.5 Million GBP)

However you will have to make a formal application to the bank requesting that the funds be released to you as the beneficiary to the late MRS. Latisis Fenard. All you have to do is write the application and send it via email to the bank.

Bank email id barclaysbankint@accountact.com

Bank Name Barclays Bank PLC.

I await your urgent and prompt response as soon as you hear from the bank.

I will endeavour to monitor things from this end to make sure that the funds get to you.

Do make out an application yourself and make formal contact with the bank, time is of the essence. I know you are very busy but as at this moment i need your prompt responses to pressing issues. Always check your email often.

When i mean Sex, i mean male of Female,okay.

Thanks for providing your identity.

Sincerely

Barr. Bill Gateway


Wow, 17 mille Engelska pund, det blir vl 200 mille svenska kronor, och dessutom s fick Ingen-Lars lra sig till slut vad "sex" betyder p engelska. Men jag tror nd han hinner glmma det nsta gng en blankett skall fyllas i, eller hur ?

Sen kom det ett mail till frn "Mr.Barrister" innehllande ett antal fina dokument:

Citat:
CONTACT THE BANK RIGHT AWAY‏
2010-08-28
Frn: Barrister Bill Gateway (barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk)
Skickat: den 28 augusti 2010 21:32:00
Till: xxxx@hotmail.com

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Dear Mr. Lars

I am sending you these documents, check attached file you have all necesary documents that we save as a proof that you are the rightful and a legal beneficiary to Late Mrs. Fenard Latisis.

Please you are advice to send it to the Bank immediately to enable the Bank facilitate and transfer those mention funds to you.

Do not hesitate to contact me if there is any problem.

Sincerely
Barrister Bill Gateway

Dessa 3 bilagor fanns.
http://img202.imageshack.us/gal.php?...tachment3t.jpg

Och jag har fortfarande inte fattat hur de skall kl Ingen-Lars p pengar.
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Senast redigerad av kallskar 2010-08-31 kl. 19:56. Anledning: stavfel
Citera
2010-08-31, 19:30
  #7
Medlem
Entheogens avatar
skicka en trojan till honom och skoja lite med hans dator.
Citera
2010-08-31, 19:38
  #8
Medlem
Det kom ett e-mail till frn Mr. Barrister:

Citat:
YOU ARE TO CONTACT THE BANK RIGHT AWAY‏
2010-08-28

Frn: Barrister Bill Gateway (barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk)
Skickat: den 28 augusti 2010 15:30:06
Till: xxx@hotmail.com

DEAR MR. LARS,


APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF INHERITED FUNDS TO THE BENEFICIARY OF LATE MRS. FENARD.

I, MR. INGEN-LARS SVARTENBRANDT, SITUATED AT ANSTALTEN KUMLA, 69281 KUMLA, SWEDEN.
BENEFICIARY TO THE LATE MRS. LATISIS FENARD, A CUSTOMER OF YOUR BANK, WHO IS DECEASED, HEREBY DO WISH TO APPLY FOR THE RELEASE TO ME OF AN INHERITED FUNDS TOTALLING SEVENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED GREAT BRITISH POUNDS, LONG DEPOSITED TO YOUR BANK BARCLAYS BANK PLC.UNDER THE INSTRUCTION OF THE DECEASED HUNSAND NAMED MR. ROBERT LARRY.

I WAS NOTIFIED OF THE ABOVE INHERITANCE AS THE BENEFICIARY TO LATE MRS. LATISIS FENARD THROUGH A PROBATE ORDER AND THE LAST WILL OF HIS HUSBAND OF MANDAMUS FROM THE PRIVATE BANKING DEPARTMENT OF YOUR BANK. I REFER YOU TO YOUR PRIVATE BANKING DEPARTMENT FOR PROPER BANK CO-ORDINATES AND REFERENCES OF LATE MRS. FENARD LATISIS.

IN THIS REGARD, I HAD FURTHER BROUGHT THIS TO THE NOTICE OF OTHER IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS AND I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THEIR CONSENT TO MY CLAIM OF THE FUND.I WISH FOR THE FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO MY BANK ACCOUNT IN SWEDEN.

I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF THIS APPLICATION IS TREATED IN EARNEST AND GRANTED. PROMPTLY

THESE ARE THE BANK DETAILS:

BANK NAME:BARCLAYS BANK PLC.

BANK MAIL ID:barclaysbankint@accountant.com

YOU ARE ADVICE TO CONTACT THE BANK RIGHT AWA

THANK YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

(Sign)

Sincerely

Barr. Bill Gateway

Dock frsvann Ingen-Lars till sin sommarstuga under helgen, och vra nigerianska vnner blev lite otliga. Denna e-mail r lsvrd:

Citat:
AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE‏
10:10

Frn: Barrister Bill Gateway (barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk)
Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 10:10:10
Till: kallskar@hotmail.com


Dear Mr. Ingen-Lars,

How are you doing at this moment, i guess you have a nice weekend with your entire family,

I am so sorry that i did not write you an email this while; It was due to the burial ceremony of my late client Mrs. Fenard Latisis.

I sent you an email last week Saturday; did you act accordingly to my mail? You are to contact the Bank as soon as possible to enable them get the said funds realize to you with immediate effect.

You try calling your mobile line but it was not going through then i have to call your company, in your company they don't understand English.

I will like to hear from you as soon as possible.

Please do let me know what is the recent update between yourself and the operating Bank

Sincerely
Barrister Bill Gateway


Ha, s han frskte ringa sexlinjen, men de kanske sprrar utlndska samtal ?? Men han ringde i alla fall till vxeln i Kumlaanstalten, vilket gr detta scam-baiting vrd besvr. Snt vrmer denna kalla augusti.
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Senast redigerad av kallskar 2010-08-31 kl. 19:59. Anledning: Stavfel
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2010-08-31, 19:51
  #9
Medlem
S Ingen-Lars mailade till "Banken", samma e-mail som Mr. Barrister skickade honom tidigare.

Samtidigt blev det ett frklarande e-mail till advokaten:
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RE: AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE‏
13:20
Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 13:20:27
Till: barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Mr. Barrister

Thank you very much for your engagemeng in this case and the help I got from you. I have sent the e-mail to the Bank on the Monday morning. My office and my e-mail are not available during weekends.

Yes, what you know that the knowlegge of english is very bad in our company, and the weekend receptionist does not speak english. My company works only in Sweden and I can pay lower salary to non-engslih speaking persons.

My mobile phone is bad (Nokia) and not accesible outside in he Stockholms archipelago where I usually spend my weekends in my wifes parets fishing-cottage.

I have anyway got an e-mail from the Berkleys bank and I have sent them the three documents I have got from you, the copy of my passport and the photo of poor, late Mrs Lattis.

I am very grateful for all help I got fom you, Mr. Barrister.

Best regards
Ingen-Lars Svrtenbrandt

CEO och President
Svartenbrandt Prizon Welfare LtD

Till slut kom det ett e-mail frn Banken, och nu vet jag hur de vill f kosing frn Ingen-Lars, men de r inte blyga vad gller beloppet:
Citat:
ATTN:BARCLAYS BANK PLC‏

Frn: barclaysbankint@accountant.com
Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 15:29:51
Till: xxx@hotmail.com

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BARCLAYS BANK PLC.

BAR GFL
1 Kings Way Road.
EB6G 4CF LONDON.
Great Britain
Email: barclaysbankint@accountant.com

Branch Office
BAR GFL
54 Brand St
New York NY 10017
USA

Attn: Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandts


31st August, 2010.



Dear Mr. Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandts


Sequel to the received mail received by you for fund release, after proper screening by the verification and vetting committee of this Bank with the legal and rightful document presented by you, being the beneficiary of the funds and as the benefactor to the original depositors of the funds, we are pleased to inform you that you have been successfully cleared as the beneficiary of the funds and as the sole benefactor.

The Transfer process will be completed within 2-3 working days from the time it is initiated, this will commence once you have successfully Activated the Account as the present status of the Account is INACTIVE due to the fact that the Account was suspended because since the funds were deposited few years ago, till date the account has been dormant.

You will by this notice, be required to pay an Account Activation fee of 7,000.00 GBP Only. This account activation fee will also be summed up with the current amount in our possession, amounting to 17,507,000.00.

You are to note that this Account Activation fee CANNOT be deducted from the 17.5 Million (Seventeen million and five hundred thousand pounds) as it was transferred to our custody in Bonds and Stock and furthermore because of the instructions of the depositor INACTIVE (DORMANT) STATUS.

You will be given directives as to how this payment should be made as soon as you are ready to remit the Account activation charges of Seven Thousand Great British Pounds.
You are by this notice been given an ultimatum of Seven (7) working days to rectify this, as all dormant Account are been prepared for funds confiscation by the UK Government.

The process of funds seizure/confiscation is always at the second-quarter of every four (6) years and we are presently preparing all dormant Accounts for seizure, you should consider yourself being lucky as your account has been omitted from the list of Accounts to be seized due to your prompt response, however you have to get your Account active before the stipulated deadline of (7) working days

Upon the payment of the charges, we will immediately effect the transfer to your designated Account and details of your account will be sent to you alongside your on-line e-banking account details.

Once again CONGRATULATIONS and we look forward to doing more business with you and do have a nice day.

Special Notice: we won't accept any kind of payment without the presentation of all required documents; we have received all documents excluding the last will of Late Mr. Robert Larry. These documents are necessary and very important against future references.

While waiting for you to present the last will, you are advice to fill on those FUNDS TRANSFER FORMS neatly and correctly, all signatures must be the same.

You have in attached file the Funds Transfer Forms as well as your Account office identity

Mr. Gray Mongar
Barclays Bank Plc.
Regional Account Officer

7000 GBP, det r nstan 100 000 SEK, tror de att Ingen-Lars har en pengagruva.
Denna e-mail kom 7 ggr, s nu var detv dax fr Ingen-Lars att sga ifrn, fortfarande vnligt. Det gller att skapa goodwill fr att frbruka den senare.

Citat:
RE: ATTN: BARCLAYS BANK PLC‏

Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 17:59:47
Till: barclaysbankint@accountant.com

Dear Mr. Gray

You have send me the same e-mail with attachements five times, may be I am a simpla man reading and writting bad english, but it is fully sufficient to send the same e-mail ONCE. I can read it several times if nessesary.

I have a small e-mail box and if fill it, I risk to miss important mails from my business partners.

Best Regards, Ingen-Lars


Bilagorna (i frra meilet) r massa blanketter som skall fyllas in, men enligt banken s saknades det en blandet frn Ingen-Lars. S det vara bara att maila advokaten och banken, fr att beklaga sig ver blankettelende.

Citat:
FW: ATTN:BARCLAYS BANK PLC‏

Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 18:10:49
Till: barristerbillgateway@yahoo.co.uk
Dear Mr. Barrister

I have got the following message from the Bank and I need some help from You:

Special Notice: we won't accept any kind of payment without the presentation of all required documents; we have received all documents excluding the last will of Late Mr. Robert Larry. These documents are necessary and very important against future references.

Would You like to send me this document so I can send it to the Bank

Best Regards
Ingen-Lars Svartenbrand

Citat:
RE: ATTN:BARCLAYS BANK PLC‏
Skickat: den 31 augusti 2010 18:39:19
Till: barclaysbankint@accountant.com

Dear Mr. Gray

Thank you very much for your cooperation so long, I hope for a successfull continuation.

I have forwarded your request about the last will of Late Mr. Robert Larry to Mr. Barrister and asked him to send me a copy. He is a very kind person and a good lawer, so I hope he will send it to me this night.

I am very worry that I have to fill so many forms. As you know my english is very bad and I usually missunderstand a lot. For example when Mr. Barrister asked me about my sex, I answered that I had it with my wife and my secretaty at the office, while he ment if I am a man or a woman. English is a strange and difficult language.

It will take me a lot of time to fill these forms, is it really nessesary ? I work already 12 - 15 hours each day with my company and the charity, so there is not so much time over for the filling of the forms. So, is it really nessesary ?

Best Regards

Ingen-Lars Svartenbrandt

S ligger det till just nu, vi fr se hur det hela utvecklas. Brukar bli mer spnnade ju nrmare betalning det kommer....

Jag ser att e-mailen frn den gamla damen (nr hon levde), banken samt advokaten kommer alltid inom ngon timme, s jag misstnker att det r en och samma nigerian som hller p.

Hur vet jag att det r nigerian, intressant, de skriver ofta under sina egna mail med Mr. xxx; snt gr aldrig riktiga engelsmn eller amerikaner. En kvarleva frn den gamla, goda tiden nr den vite mannen titulerades Mister.

Men konstigt att min user-id r inte sprrat efter tidigare eskapader ?
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Senast redigerad av kallskar 2010-08-31 kl. 20:05. Anledning: Stavfel
Citera
2010-08-31, 20:06
  #10
Medlem
Lexzers avatar
Haha! S hrligt att du tar dig tid och gr det vi alla borde gra
Citera
2010-09-01, 20:22
  #11
Medlem
aramis1s avatar
Hahahaha
Mer, mer, mer. Jag satt uppe till 4 imorse och lste din frra trd om
Nigeriabrevet. Kan tillgga att jag skrattade s att trarna rann.

DU r ett renodlat geni, med ett oerhrt underhllande stt att skriva p.
Keep up the good work
Citera
2010-09-02, 07:44
  #12
Medlem
hazard simpsons avatar
I can read it several times if nessesary.

hahaha
Citera

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